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As you know, I’m not Christian.

I practice Zen Buddhism and paganism. In fact, I have an entire bookcase devoted to books on paganism, and I’ve read them all. So, there’s about a Harper really loves virtual witchcraft 800 539 4566doctorate’s worth of alternative religion knowledge trapped in my brain. This leads to some interesting discussions, and sometimes my brain runs Willow loves virtual witchcraft 800 539 4566away with me and I wind up accidentally writing the liturgy for a ritual to summon the powers of erotic nonsense. While goofing off with Brighton, Willow, and Delia. Oops? Well, I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not, so instead I’m going to share the joy of virtual witchcraft with all ya’ll.

See, in the virtual world, you can connect with people in a way that is impossible if you limit yourself to in person interactions.

We can all be in different parts of the world, and still come together online for some erotic shenanigans. In my erotic liturgy, the four quarters are replaced with the essence of sexual and erotic forces, like Titties, Booty, Sproing, and Pussy. Yes, Sproing. Go with it. Imagine, if you will, in the East, representing Sproing (the essence of all that goes Delia also loves virtual witchcraft 800 539 4566sproing, duh), Delia. Wielding the mighty ability to cause erections and tingly feelings, she’ll call forth your naughty bits. South, for obvious reasons, is Booty, represented by Willow, for also obvious reasons. West is the mighty Pussy, embodied through Brighton and her ability to call for the cleansing waters of a hot wet cunt. And North gets Titties, and me! I’m sure you can figure out why (because I love tits, ok?) The forces of virtual witchcraft are strong with this group, yes.

As we gather virtually, and call forth the forces of erotic awakening, you can feel the rising energy.

Brighton loves virtual witchcraft 800 539 4566Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the Sproing! Powers of tumescence and tingle, hear us!
Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the Booty! Powers of twerk and ass, hear us!
Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the Pussy! Powers of stank and soaked panties, hear us!
Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of the Titty! Powers of sway and bounce, hear us!

Don’t you wish you could join us for the erotic liturgy?

Hop into the virtual world, and ask to be the ritual sacrifice in the center of our rites! We’ll only sacrifice what is freely given, and mostly just use your cum as a condiment for the ritual cakes. You’re hungry, right? Virtual witchcraft can be so much fun!