I hope you’re ready for the hard cold reality of what’s looming on the horizon. That’s right! Next month is February, which is both a Leap Year February and therefore an extra day long, and also when the dreaded Valentine’s Day happens. Are you prepared? Do you have plans already? If you don’t, let me suggest a Virtual Valentine Date! Not to be too much of a buzzkill, but the real world out there is still full of opportunities for respiratory illness to ambush you when you’re just trying to have a nice meal and then get laid; plus the real world is full of Other People intruding in your personal little paradise. Why not go all out and enjoy something a lot more private, safe, secure, and fun? Hop online and take your date to the Matrix, as ’twere.

Virtual Valentine Date!

Here’s how my perfect virtual Valentine date would go: in the real world we’d put in a delivery order with one of the gig economy places to start. I’m thinking steak, the sides, snag one of those chocolate lava cakes too while we’re at it. You’d have planned well ahead of time and there will already be some sparkling wine chilling, maybe some fresh strawberries that you carefully washed and cut, and of course, you’ve gotta have a good soundtrack playing. If you don’t have something picked out already, that’s fine, we can find something streaming online and listen to that! Chill lo-fi beats to get steamy with. Meanwhile, we’d both have to take the time to really spruce up a bit. Extra care with the shaving and lotions and doing all the skincare routine bits, then something sexy to wear for our online date.

Get Sexy Online

All that real world primping is honestly just part of my usual weekend routine anyway, so let’s hop online and really go all out. I know that in the real world sometimes we’re tired, or don’t have super sexy hot lingerie to bust out for one night a year, and that steak and sparkling wine and all that is maybe not in the budget for everyone. That’s what a virtual Valentine’s date is great for: you can have all the trimmings, oysters and champagne, perfect sexy lingerie, and the world’s biggest bed with all the sex toys ever, for what winds up being very little cost overall. The joy of a fantasy date online is that if you’re smart about things, you can have your cake and eat it too, and also set your avatar up for some wildly athletic sex.

There are sex clubs all over the virtual map, plus high end restaurants and tourist type attractions you can go enjoy together. All put together by other users of the platform online for free. Ride a horse in a park, enjoy a mindfulness meditation retreat, dance the night away at a club, and then go get freaky at one of the semi-public sex clubs. It’s your Valentine’s Day Date, make it special by exploring things related to YOUR interests and enjoyments. Oh, and don’t forget to grab yourself something sexy to wear online.

Single? No Worries!

Single persons can have so much fun for a virtual Valentine date with me! Hit me up and we’ll schedule an entire tour, because every single thing I listed to do online I already have a destination in mind for. Full makeovers and dancing together at a club, followed by a wild night at my place with literally every sex toy you’ve ever even dreamed of trying out, all with amazing animations and, of course, my imagination to provide color commentary as we go. Drop me an email, or any of the Virtual Mistresses, because date night online is one of our specialties. Don’t worry, by the way, I’m not saying ‘date night’ as in a girlfriend experience, but more of a “if you were dating me this is how it’d go and I’m always on top. Brace yourself, I own several strapon cocks.”

Your Virtual Valentine Date, Ms Harper