I know you don’t know me, but I’d like to make a big announcement: Harper is in the Sim!

I recently got sucked into the virtual world of phone sex in a big way. I started out just doing a little tour with Delia, and then, before you know it, I was hooked. I was up on the lingo like ‘rez’ and ‘sim’ and ‘avatar’, and then I had a session with the Queens of authentic custom avatars, our own Tori and Alyssa. A quick crash course in navigating and controlling the camera, and voila. Harper is in the sim for real now.

And I look smoking hot!

See, I got interested in the sim world way back, but was quickly overwhelmed by the learning curve. Which is a shame, because the virtual world we’re playing in is a lot of fun and ticks a whole bunch of my buttons when I’m looking for a good time. You’ve got your open world sandbox, your adult play zones, and user created everything. If you can dream it up, you can build it (once you’ve got the skills to do so at least.) The starter avatars can be customized, and once you open up that box of fun you’re down the rabbit hole into a lovely world of customization and endless variety. Harper in the sim looks shockingly like Harper in the real world, only this version of me gets to change hair on a whim, and wear physics defying dresses that should fall off but thanks to digital mechanics they stay on!

I know you’re going to want to join Harper in the sim…

And I want you to, too! Join Harper in the sim for all your virtual world sexy shenanigans and games. Just drop any of the ladies a line, and we’ll help you out! Brand new? We’ll port you over to our private island and lead you by the hand as you pick up everything you need to enjoy your digital life.

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